November

#106 | 11/17/2004 - Will to Amend

#105 | 11/10/2004 - Right Back At Ya'

#104 | 11/3/2004 - To Those Who Sit in Darkness


September

#103 | 9/25/2004 - Oh, We Can't Let Him In

#102 | 9/15/2004 - Send Them to Camp!

#101 | 9/8/2004 - Letter to an Unborn Grandchild

#100 | 9/1/2004 - Killers With Calculators


July

#099 | 7/7/2004 - Who Is John Kerry


June

#098 | 6/30/2004 - Conceived in Sin

#097 | 6/23/2004 - Good Feeling

#096 | 6/16/2004 - Wrong is Wrong

#095 | 6/9/2004 - The Men in the Mirror

#094 | 6/2/2004 - Setting Traps for Kerry


May

#093 | 5/26/2004 - Don't Blame Yourself

#092 | 5/12/2004 - The Top Five

#091 | 5/5/2004 - Drop Kick Me Jesus


April

#090 | 4/29/2004 - A Dead Language

#089 | 4/21/2004 - The Hall of Presidents

#088 | 4/14/2004 - Hard Astern

#087 | 4/7/2004 - Loyalty Problems


March

#086 | 3/31/2004 - And the Chic Shall Inherit the Earth

#085 | 3/24/2004 - American Martyrs

#084 | 3/17/2004 - Liberal Bombs

#083 | 3/3/2004 - Staying Calm


February

#082 | 2/25/2004 - Ralphadaisical

#081 | 2/12/2004 - De-evolution of an Artist

#080 | 2/4/2004 - The Issue in the Closet


January

#079 | 1/28/2004 - It's Only Just Begun

#078 | 1/21/2004 - Hand to Hand Combat

#077 | 1/7/2004 - It's Everbody's Fault But Mine

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2003


December

#076 | 12/31/2003 - Safe Party

#075 | 12/24/2003 - Christmas Present

#074 | 12/17/2003 - Stupid Girls

#073 | 12/3/2003 - It's a Switcheroo!


November

#072 | 11/19/2003 - 180 Days of Sodom

#071 | 11/12/2003 - McShove It

#070 | 11/5/2003 - Saint Ronnie


October

#069 | 10/29/2003 - To Be Real

#068 | 10/22/2003 - Beat the Devil

#067 | 10/16/2003 - Early For 2008

#066 | 10/9/2003 - Recall Fever Recovery

#065 | 10/1/2003 - Rising Tide


September

#064 | 9/24/2003 - Running Strong, Running Scared

#063 | 9/17/2003 - The Shell Game That is Modern Politics

#062 | 9/10/2003 - Whatever Happened to the Fireside Chat?

#061 | 9/4/2003 - Free Speech, Sunnyside Up


August

#060 | 8/27/2003 - Hail to the Luddite

#059 | 8/20/2003 - You Say “Hi!” and I Say “Jihad!”

#058 | 8/13/2003 - Faith In The Future

#057 | 8/7/2003 - Novelty Politics


July

#056 | 7/30/2003 - Slumping Over the Border

#055 | 7/23/2003 - In The Year 2004

#054 | 7/16/2003 - The Delegate From Everywhere

#053 | 7/9/2003 - Wither, Literacy

#052 | 7/2/2003 - The Death of Oratory


June

#051 | 6/25/2003 - The Devil's Animal Farm

#050 | 6/11/2003 - "Girl, He's Wrong For You!"


May

#049 | 5/14/2003 - Highlander!

#048 | 5/7/2003 - "Million Dollar" Bill


April

#047 | 4/30/2003 - Lowering the Brow

#046 | 4/24/2003 - A Week of Uncomfortable Silence

#045 | 4/16/2003 - In it for the Pain

#044 | 4/9/2003 - Shifting Sands

#043 | 4/2/2003 - The Ghost of Geraldo


March

#042 | 3/26/2003 - Give me a Frivolous Life

#041 | 3/19/2003 - Art During Wartime

#040 | 3/12/2003 - The Amazing Technicolor Bullshit

#039 | 3/6/2003 - Dan Fakes It


February

#038 | 2/26/2003 - Loving the Double Standard

#037 | 2/19/2003 - Television Hates Us

#036 | 2/12/2003 - I'd Like to Spank the Academy

#035 | 2/5/2003 - Cruel Comfort


January

#034 | 1/29/2003 - News of the West [lost to the ages]

#033 | 1/22/2003 - False Advertising

#032 | 1/15/2003 - If You Know What's Good for You...

#031 | 1/8/2003 - Post-Modern Meccas

#030 | 1/1/2003 - Nobody's a Critic

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2002


December

#029 | 12/25/2002 - DC Gab

#028 | 12/18/2002 - Don't Encourage Them

#027 | 12/11/2002 - Get Your Cook On

#026 | 12/5/2002 - Mr. Prime Time Smarty-Pants


November

#025 | 11/27/2002 - That's My Angst Over There

#024 | 11/20/2002 - Airline Cred

#023 | 11/13/2002 - Old School Paper Jams

#022 | 11/6/2002 - I Could Do That...


October

#021 | 10/30/2002 - Asses and Artists

#020 | 10/9/2002 - Ad It Up

#019 | 10/2/2002 - Rarely Topical


September

#018 | 9/18/2002 - "Giant Steps Are What You Take..."

#017 | 9/04/2002 - Outside Influences


August

#016 | 8/28/2002 - Keeping Them Quiet

#015 | 8/21/2002 - "Why Aren't I Watching?"

#014 | 8/14/2002 - The Sweet Fear of Success

#013 | 8/6/2002 - "What the Hell am I Watching?"


July

#012 | 7/24/2002 - We're Difficult to Impress

#011 | 7/10/2002 - Martha's Vinyard of Secrets and Lies

#010 | 7/3/2002 - Is Fraud an Art or a Science?


June

#009 | 6/26/2002 - Read a Dollar Bill Sometime

#008 | 6/12/2002 - National Affiliation

#007 | 6/5/2002 - Everyone's a Commentator [lost to the ages]


May

#006 | 5/22/2002 - Business Trips

#005 | 5/8/2002 - "We Hate it When Our Friends Become Successful"


April

#004 | 4/24/2002 - 1. Franz 2. Bethoven 3. List

#003 | 4/17/2002 - I'm Too Sexy for This Barnes & Noble

#002 | 4/2/2002 - The Triumph of Film in the Early 21st Century


March

#001 | 3/27/2002 - Where the Streets Have No Parking

#000 | 3/19/2002 - Hilton, Hyatt, Morrison