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Alexander Webb

Like all great southern writers, Alexander Webb is a foppish alcoholic. A magna cum laude graduate of the School of Unemployable Degrees, Webb is now a freelance curmudgeon and unpaid adventurer. Other projects include a screenplay currently in production, a website he can’t list on resumes (cash4cadavers.com), and an unfinished book of essays. Alexander, like everyone else involved in this website, is desperately vying for a paying gig.


Essays By Alexander Webb:
Oldest essays on top.

#082 | 2/25/2004 - Ralphadaisical

#086 | 3/31/2004 - And the Chic Shall Inherit the Earth