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PSYCHICS WHO AREN’T

Friday, January 26th, 2007

Flak Magazine has an article that deals with Sylvia Browne and her predictions regarding Shawn Hornbeck.

When she appeared for her usual guest spot on the Montel Williams show in 2003, she told the parents of missing Shawn Hornbeck that their son was dead. The supposed clairvoyance both shattered their hopes and stifled the then ongoing police investigation of their son’s disappearance. But all was not dismal. Sylvia had visions of where their son might be and described his captor as a Hispanic man with dreadlocks. A month later, according to the once closure-hungry parents, she allegedly called them with an offer to continue the discussion at her usual exorbitant rate of $700 per hour. The parents couldn’t afford it.

Hornbeck was later found alive and living with a white guy, sans dreadlocks.

Browne is well know to anyone who pays attention to the James Randi Educational foundation. Back in 2001, she agreed to a test that, if she were to pass it, would net her one million dollars. As of yet, she has not participated in that test.

This isn’t the other widely reported prediction of Browne’s to be proven wrong. During the West Virginia mining disaster, a little over a year ago, Browne declared that she knew the miners had all survived, following an erroneous news report:

Browne: “No. I knew they were going to be found. I hate people that say something after the fact. It’s just like I knew when the pope was dead. Thank God I was on Montel’s show. I said, according to the time, it was 9-something and whatever Rome time was. And I said he was gone, and he was.”

Even if you believe in psychics, and the untapped powers of the human mind, there is a definite indication here that Sylvia Browne is not someone you can believe.

| January 26th, 2007 | by BC | Categories: News, Science & Technology | Trackback | No Comments »



THE SKINNY ON OSCAR VOTING

Thursday, January 25th, 2007

Timothy Noah at Slate opines on the fact that very few Oscar winners are fat.

Looking back over a complete list of previous winners in the best actor and actress categories, I can locate only one fat person. That was Charles Laughton, who won playing Henry VIII in 1933.

Well, what’s new about this? Even in an art-form that seems to have very little to do with physical appearance, like music, there’s a lack of big bands containing big people. Thanks to MTV, anybody who grew up listening to music might easily draw the conclusion that overweight people can’t play rock and roll. But Noah appeals to the Academy’s professionalism:

It is well-known that audiences don’t especially like directing their gaze at people who fail to conform to their notions of normality and physical attractiveness. This is nowhere so true as at the movies. But it’s a tad dismaying to learn that even the film professionals who decide on academy nominations are susceptible to this small-mindedness.

One of the great paradoxes in America is the fact that, while the numbers of obese people are rising, our scorn for anyone who is less than perfect also seems to be increasing. Oh well.

| January 25th, 2007 | by BC | Categories: Pop Culture | Trackback | No Comments »



AT&T: “YOU DO YOU HAVE ANY FRUIT?”

Wednesday, January 24th, 2007

The Conumerist links to this video at Gizmodo which shows an AT&T tech stealing somebody’s oranges… allegedly. Being a phone tech is not necessarily a high-paying gig, but one can’t help but wonder at the motive for theft here.

The Consumerist post posits a theory: “Brian spotted an AT&T tech ‘fixing’ something in his back alley for the past three days. Turns out, the tech was fixing himself lunch, using his truck’s ladder to steal oranges from a customer’s tree.”

(If the tech really was “fixing himself lunch” then I hope the victim’s neighbor has a Rolaids tree.)

In spite of the delicious word-play, hinging as it does on the multiple meanings of the word “fixed”, it’s just possible that there was another motive at work. Recall the recent freezing that so adversely affected California’s citrus crop. Why, the morning the losses were first reported, I saw a woman at the local supermarket with a whole bag of oranges, surely the vanguard of a horde of vitamin C crazed shoppers, desperate to stock their orange supplies.

It’s madness out there, I imagine. (I didn’t stick around to witness the presumed carnage. I had a lunch thing to get to.) Before you know it, the citrus black market will soon eclipse legitimate industries, like shoelace crafts, or button polishing machinery.

Perhaps instead of stealing oranges to eat, this enterprising fellow was snatching the “orange gold” to sell to desperate citrus junkies on eBay. That’s our (alleged) theory, anyway.

| January 24th, 2007 | by BC | Categories: Humor, Miscellaneous | Trackback | No Comments »



NOT QUITE MUSIC HISTORY

Monday, January 22nd, 2007

There is a grand tradition in music, called “answer songs.” Some greats that you might remember are “I’m the Man Down There” (response to “There’s a Man Down There”); Joy Division’s “Love Will Tear Us Apart” (response to “Love Will Keep Us Together” by Captain and Tennille); and, of course, “Sweet Home Alabama” (response to “Southern Man”).

Yes, there’s a great tradition. This is not part of it: “My Box in a Box“.

| January 22nd, 2007 | by BC | Categories: Pop Culture | Trackback | No Comments »



YOU KNOW WHAT LINDSAY LOHAN NEEDS? A BABY!

Monday, January 22nd, 2007

Yeah, a baby! She’s so close to having everything that makes being stereotypical white trash great. You’ve got the smoking, the drinking, the continual trouble operating motor vehicles and clothing — really all the hallmarks of rural trailer park life; or upstanding, young Hollywood class, the two circumstances being so similar. Sure, she may have miraculously escaped the specter of teen pregnancy, but she’s still too young to drink, and that’s close enough, right?
One of the classic misogynist/traditional maxims is that a baby can make a young woman settle down. Hard-partying young celebrity culture backs that up.  Just look at Britney! Ever since she started reproducing, Brit’s been a model of responsibility and class ever since she had those… uh, however many kids she has. You’ll have to ask her. She probably knows someone who knows the answer.

Or, for an even better example, how about Lindsay’s own mother? See how calm and reasonable she is, these days.

But, the primary reason she should have a baby is this: We’re starting to get bored. See, when we all first met Lindsay and fell in wholesome, platonic love with her, it was novel. Then, she turned 18, and lost a whole bunch of fans who probably shouldn’t have been hanging around anyway. But, for some inexplicable reason, ordinary people — people that, if she were to accidentally kill one of them, Lindsay’s managers would have to spend dozens of hours explaining to her why she was now in trouble — seemed to care deeply about whether or not LL was “okay”.

The rehab phase of her life now beginning means that Linds is maturing… I guess. (Remember that moment in your own life when you crossed the mighty threshold into adulthood by locking yourself down in a resort-style rehab center?) But rehab has few paths to choose at the end. You could settle down, actually start acting, a become a respectable survivor of the SoCal party scene; or you could bounce in and out of rehab and occasionally stumble out long enough to surprise everyone with your ability to speak in complete sentences; or you could die young, thereby causing all those who had forgotten about you to mumble something about tragedy.

Or you could have a baby!

| January 22nd, 2007 | by BC | Categories: Miscellaneous, Pop Culture | Trackback | No Comments »



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