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SNAP JUDGEMENT: HEADLINES

Wednesday, February 28th, 2007

Castro says he feels energetic, stronger:
And here we thought that the U.S. embargo against Cuba included things like the Jack LaLanne Power Juicer. Or, maybe after he was “barely alive” his doctors… rebuilt him?

Prince Charles says ban McDonald’s food:
Such a policy would surely improve the British diet, by forcing people to return to such healthy cuisine as fish and chips, deep-fried Mars bars, and chip butties. Have an extra lump on us, Charlie!

Calif. diocese plans bankruptcy filing:
Though this is probably due to having to pay out a ton of money on sexual abuse lawsuits, one imagines that the idea of a religious organization going bankrupt must have Ayn Rand laughing her ass off… in Hell.

Amtrak struggles with late trains:
Amtrak’s projected new slogan: “Hey, you ever hear of a little company called JetBlue? Yeah, so shut up and wait!”

Match.com to announce overseas expansion:
Match-making sites make their bread on a very narrow demographic: people who are relationship material, but for some reason aren’t in a relationship. This overseas expansion obviously means that nobody in this demographic is left in the United States.

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NEWS WAR

Tuesday, February 27th, 2007

For those that haven’t been following the Frontline series, “News War,” part 3 aired tonight (at least in my locale). If you care about the future of news, this has got to be a little interesting to you.

| February 27th, 2007 | by BC | Categories: News | Trackback | No Comments »



THANK YOU, ST. JACK BAUER

Tuesday, February 27th, 2007

From MSNBC:

Jack Bauer, the fictional federal agent in the hit American TV show “24,” gets what he wants—and does whatever it takes to get it. Whether he must beat, suffocate, electrocute, drug or engage in psychological abuse, he will unravel whatever terror plot imperils the United States. He’s even used torture on his own brother. Less well known, however, is how TV series like these have captured the imagination of American soldiers in Iraq.

Fark had this linked under their “Scary” tag. What’s scary is that there are plenty of ex-co-workers that I’ve spoken with over the years who think that this sort of thing is just what we need to win in Iraq.

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THIS DAY IS HISTORY

Tuesday, February 27th, 2007

1922 – Supreme Court Upholds 19th Amendment:
If you’re the sort of fellow who only bothers to vote on the off chance that you’ll meet your one true (civic-minded) love at the polling place, you have this 1922 Supreme Court verdict to thank. Although it was originally ratified on August 26th, 1920, its implementation was held up by a lawsuit out of Maryland. The court unanimously upheld the amendment, and somehow the Republic continued to exist.

Incidentally, the entire text of the 19th Amendment is as follows: “The right of citizens in the United States to vote shall not be denied or abridged by the United States or by any State on account of sex. Congress shall have power to enforce this article by appropriate legislation.”

1951 – 22nd Amendment Ratified:
It is, apparently, Constitutional history day. For those without their World Book Encyclopedias handy, this amendment is the one that limits U.S. Presidents to only two terms. This amendment has a checkered reputation, in that it’s either bitterly cursed or roundly praised, depending on an individual’s party affiliation versus the one belonging to whichever schmuck is sitting in the White House.

1974 – First Issue of People Magazine Published:
We enjoy including historical events of the seventies in these round-ups, because so few people of our age actually remember that damn decade. How fitting it is that this glossy kick square into journalism’s baby-maker is a product of seventies culture. Vietnam? Watergate? Fuck that! What’s Mia Farrow up to? Then again, if light entertainment news provides an alternative to dwelling on shit that makes you want to kill yourself, who are we to judge? Happy birthday, People!

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META: MAIN SITE UPDATES

Monday, February 26th, 2007

Many people may not know this, but there is actual content on the main page of this site. Our technical staff (read: me) are currently working on the slow, painful process of updating the site’s crumbling infrastructure. This is another way of saying that if you have any suggestions or requests, we would like very much to hear about them. Email us at editor (at) sloganeering.org with anything you may want to say. Thank you.

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