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Meta: This is Why We’ll Never Amount to Anything

Wednesday, January 30th, 2008

I had planned to do a post a day this week, all on one specific topic. Actually, I was going to pre-write all this stuff last weekend, but wound up going out of town on family business, so that didn’t happen.

And, of course, this was the week that my business commitments tripled, my academic commitments quadrupled, and my social commitments have dropped to zero.

Anyway, we’re really busy. See you as soon as we can.

| January 30th, 2008 | by BC | Categories: Meta | Trackback | No Comments »



MST3K – What’s the Appeal?

Monday, January 28th, 2008

When Mystery Science Theater 3000 hit the airwaves back in 1988, it was not exactly a tremendous success. Oh, it filled up the two hour slot that it was designed to accommodate, so in that respect, it worked. And, as a declaration — a statement of intent, in fact — it was phenomenal. But as far as ratings were concerned, well, hard-to-describe movie/puppet-show pastiches show during Thanksgiving on independent UHF stations are not known for pulling in big numbers.

It got better, of course — much better. From that tiny kernel of faithful viewers grew a large mass of cult-like proportions. The great and the good from all over took to the show, and supported its (rather unlikely) ten-year run, and followed it from one channel to the next. But why?

MST3K, for all its groundbreaking originality, was not born in a vacuum. To understand this, one must think back (or imagine, if one is too young to remember) that there was a time before “Paid Programming” ascended to dominance of late-night television. In that brief period of time between stations that went off the air between late night and early morning and the ubiquitous kitchen-gadget, male enhancement electronic mega-mall of today, some broadcasters decided to make a go of sending out programs and selling ad time.

And in this effort to monitize purple and grey hours between midnight and dawn, a kingdom of the bizarre was born. Swing shift-workers, truckers in seedy motels, insomniacs, and drunk college students were united — probably for the first time ever, by the secret weirdness of the night that flickered on their televisions. The content pushed out during late night was, frankly, crap.

Thus, the midnight movie was born. They had to be cheap, and they were often terrible. Some people watched them because nothing better was on, and some people watched because, as terrible as they were, they loved them. Ironically, of course. The watched them for their camp value, smug little smiles on their lips, laughing at images not intended to be funny.

To some extent, MST3K was born of this stock. But it was something new in the world — instead simply chuckling alone in one’s studio apartment, laughing in solitude at the trash on television, the shadows at the bottom of the screen represented like-minded (if imaginary) companions, providing solace to the snarky, lonesome wanderer of the midnight airwaves.

MST3K is, in a word, strange. The original premise of the show, that a man had been shot up into space and subjected to constant viewings of terrible movies as a science experiment, was, perhaps, a little over-written. As a matter of fact, considering the engine that drove the show — the movie segments — any sort of wrap-around premise was totally unnecessary. The same thing could have been accomplished by a couple of morning radio DJ’s: “Hi, we’re Dingleberry and the Turd, and tonight’s movie is Attack of the 50-foot Smelt!” The difference, of course, is that this wouldn’t have been a brilliant explosion of mongrel art — it would have been the Midnight Movie with jokes.

What MST3K did was to meet these movies on their own terms. To stand shoddy puppets and cardboard sets up against films often featuring the same laughable budget (or better, in some cases), seems like madness, but it worked. What allowed this dialectic to function was the very simple fact that MST3K had mastered its subjects in one very important respect: it was a joke.

The movies they subjected themselves (and their fans) to were often presented by their original creators as serious works of entertainment. They took that camp aesthetic of the midnight movie lover, the science-fiction as comedy motif of The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy and the “gee, I could do that” sense of a generation of television and movie fans, whipped it around, and, basically, teased the naive and pompous makers of cinema-garbage until the movies almost broke. If the movies had been intended as funny from the outset, they would not have been so easily and hilariously lampooned.

But, more than anything, MST3K attracted people who may not have had a sense of camp or kitsch built-in to their psyches. In a way, the show was a kind of “Camp for Dummies”, where you didn’t have to think too hard about why these terrible movies could actually be a little fun to watch. It was all spelled out for you. And, better still was the show’s inbuilt defense against the harshest accusation that can be leveled against the ironic appreciator: for all the fun and irony involved, you have just spent an hour or two of your precious and finite existence watching the film equivalent of fresh compost. MST3K viewers didn’t have this problem — they weren’t watching Sidehackers, they were watching MST3K, and boy, was it funny.

Tomorrow: The Fans

Special thanks to the folks over at The Satellite News for their brilliant, comprehensive history of MST3K.

| January 28th, 2008 | by BC | Categories: Entertainment, Fandom | Trackback | No Comments »



MST3K Reverberations

Friday, January 25th, 2008

Back in the day, we enjoyed watching the ol’ Mystery Science Theater 3000. So, we were a bit interested in seeing this interview with Joel Hodgeson over at Slashdot. While we were reading, it occurred to us that we had an awful lot to say about the show. Everything that’s been said before, of course, but what the hell.

Oh, but we’re not going to say it all now. That’s for next week. All next week. Because we’re trying to alienate the last dozen people that regularly read this site.

| January 25th, 2008 | by BC | Categories: Entertainment | Trackback | No Comments »



META: My Word, What a Terrible Week!

Friday, January 25th, 2008

Don’t worry, I have no intention of doing any complaining here. Just, you know, wanted to apologize for not posting — while also insisting that, well, we had our reasons.

| January 25th, 2008 | by BC | Categories: Meta | Trackback | No Comments »



Fame is Not Money

Tuesday, January 22nd, 2008

Ambrose Bierce, in his Devil’s Dictionary, defined the word famous as, “Conspicuously miserable.” That is the thought that jumped into our minds as we spotted this survey, published a little more than a year ago — a survey that claims that most pre-schoolers would prefer being “famous” to any other job.

At the time, we didn’t say anything because, frankly, we’ve never been able to imagine what is is about fame that attracts people to it. The very thought of being recognized by strangers and pursued by the lightning-spewing crowds of photographers, kind of makes us want to throw up. Whenever, in a desperate attempt to save a flagging conversation, someone flops out the old, “Would you rather be famous or rich,” question, we always keep an eye on those who choose the fame thing. We want to know why. And, usually, they’ll claim that if you’re famous, you can become rich. Which is just stupid. When we ask why they would choose most horrible way of becoming rich, they glare at us, askance. When we point out that it’s also possible for that fame to wealth equation to work the other way around, we are ignored.

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| January 22nd, 2008 | by BC | Categories: Entertainment, Money & Commerce | Trackback | No Comments »



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