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Meta: I Wonder if You Can See Me

Monday, March 31st, 2008

So… I’m actually publishing this through a shell account that I’ve had to connect to via the terminal. Because, for some reason, my ISP can’t seem to locate Sloganeering.Org. Wow, that’s just great.

I tried to hard-code the DNS server addresses into my modem, but it barfed, and wouldn’t make the PPPOE connetion. Which is, you know, a little weird.

Unfortunately, the only two choices for broadband internet in my town leaves me with some unsavory options: I can either go with the worst technology in the world (DSL), or I can go with (in my opinion) the worst company in the world. It’s enough to make me want to just roll up this whole Internet thing, cancel my cable, and move to a cabin in the woods, where I could concentrate on my philosophical writings.

Anyway, thank you WordPress, for working so well from a text-only browser.

| March 31st, 2008 | by BCSilvia | Categories: Meta | Trackback | No Comments »



Divergence

Monday, March 31st, 2008

Remember when convergence was touted as the inevitable end of product of technological advancement? If you were reading Wired magazine about ten years ago, then we bet you do. We were asked to invision a world where our televisions, computers, and telephones would no longer be separate, unconnected boxes, but rather they would coalease into some sort of single fabrica-ultima: the all seeing, all-connecting, final device. A magic box.

It’s hard to tell whether or not the concept of convergence is a legitimate trend, or simply part of the propaganda that Wired was pushing at the time to try to sell everybody on the Internet. But, if we were to look into the future, would we see convergence? Is it likely?

The more we investigate the concept, the more convergence seems like such a technological no-brainer that it seems like it should have occurred more often than is presently the case. This is especially true when one considers the minimum criteria that define various types of devices. Never mind the future — why don’t we have convergence now?

It seems that the big obstacles keeping a wide number of functions from converging into a single device break down into a couple categories.

Legal:
Thanks to the great big mess that constitutes our patent system, and the resultant confusion around software patents, companies are hesitant to sink millions of dollars into research on a product when there’s every possibility that some patent troll (who may never have actually produced anything) could sue the pants off of them.

Closed systems:
A converged media device, by definition if it’s going to be of any use, must be able to play or display lots of different kinds of file formats. Thankfully, there are open standards for almost any kind of media you might want to use; unfortunately, there is every financial insentive for hardware vendors to avoid fully supporting them, and content creators have been reluctant to give up even the tiniest bit of control over how their products can be used. The results are closed systems, proprietary file formats, and broken DRM.

The reasons for these obstacles aren’t likely to go away any time soon is because of the money that’s at stake. Sure, you could create a device that could play any kind of media, you could use open standards, and what not. But the prospect of selling the device, with millions of people locked into your propriety world, giving you their money because there’s no one else available as an option, where you could bleed the consumers dry — that’s a prize to wonderful to not reach out for.

We don’t think that convergence is very likely, though we might be wrong. The obstacles that really stand in the way are not technological, they are psychological. Fundamentally, they arise from human nature, and that’s not likely to change any time soon.

| March 31st, 2008 | by BC | Categories: Science & Technology | Trackback | No Comments »



“And I Never Should Have Said…”

Monday, March 31st, 2008

“… the books that you read / were all I loved you for.”

Okay, we promised ourselves we wouldn’t comment or link to this thing, only because it’s already been passed around so much that, metaphorically speaking, it’s about a milimeter long and soaking wet. But after reading so many posts about people breaking up with other people because of a mismatched taste in books, we couldn’t help but notice a distinct lack of references to the Sundays, and we couldn’t let that stand.

Now that we’ve ruined our chances of being cool, forever, we might as well admit that, no, we’ve never broken up with someone who liked books that we didn’t. Frankly, it never came up because we’ve never wound up dating any ladies who like books. While we often imagined what it would be like to meet the bluestocking of our wildest dreams, we instead spent our youths in uncomfortable relationships with magazine readers.

| March 31st, 2008 | by BCSilvia | Categories: Books & Literature | Trackback | 1 Comment »



Meta: Anniversary

Monday, March 31st, 2008

We’ve been so busy trying to distract ourselves from the fact that, at some point in the far distant future, our universe will be no more than a thin, cold cloud of atoms, that we missed the anniversary of Sloganeering.Org.

Counting from the first posting we ever wrote for this domain (it’s embarrassingly bad, so I’m not linking to it, but if you’re interested in that sort of thing, check the Back Issues link over on the sidebar), this site is a little over six years old. Which, according to that pervasive “Internet time” cliché, should be considered a very long time to be alive.

The fact is, though, that these days, six years isn’t really all that long — certainly not long enough to brag. Still, we’re a little shocked that we’ve spent the last half-dozen years working our little corner of the ‘net, accomplishing barely nothing. Where as the time gone? What became of our beautiful youth?

Damned if we know. We just work here.

| March 31st, 2008 | by BC | Categories: Meta | Trackback | No Comments »



The Name of the Game is the Name of the Rose

Sunday, March 30th, 2008

We can’t be alone in the fact that one of the helpful stepping stones from our love of genre fiction to our love of literary fiction was Umberto Eco’s The Name of the Rose. Yup, it’s one of our favorite books, and we’re not ashamed to admit it. That being the case, we are unsure how to feel about the fact that the book is now slated to become a boardgame:

In this deduction game, players are monks who are trying to collect as many suspicion points on the other players as possible in order to figure out who the criminal is. (It’s not clear from the publisher;s description whether the deduction will involve a murder, as in the novel, or some lesser crime.) Der Name der Rose is for 3-5 players ages 12 and up with a playing time of 75 minutes. The Ravensburger sales sheet lists a September 2008 release date, while other sources are saying May/June.

We like boardgames, too, it should be noted; we may try this one out. But, man, just imagine what the Foucault’s Pendulum game would be like. Six hundred pages of rules, only to learn that there is no actual game.

| March 30th, 2008 | by BCSilvia | Categories: Books & Literature, Games | Trackback | No Comments »



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