Lee-ward
The joy we experienced reading this parody of a recent essay by Lee Siegel was tempered only by the fact that the original had to exist in order for the satire to get written in the first place.
We have nothing to add, really, except to posit the following condensed version of Mr. Siegel’s screedlet (generated via the application of our own Philistine bias towards brevity): "I am far too well-read to ever be happy. This is the fault of several long-dead men, not of any innate character flaw that I might possess."
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