Let’s review the week that was over at our shorter, sweeter site.

• Ever imagine what it would be like if one of history’s great artists got in on all that Web 2.0 jazz? Well, someone did. [@VincentVanGogh]
• I know it’s tough coming up with the perfect name for your new baby, but maybe don’t pick the name of a character from a pornographic video game. [Don’t try this at home]
• A consumer advocacy columnist may have been fired for writing about a company that advertises at his newspaper. [I wish I know why newspapers were having so much trouble]
• Terrible things are happening in the land of the Fiji Water company. [Bad water]
• Justice Scalia isn’t sure if it’s unconstitutional to execute someone who was found guilty, then later found innocent. [The really strict constructionist]
• Did you know that companies sometimes send out press releases full of hype that they can’t possibly live up to? [The greatest post ever]
• A video game company commissioned a study that found that video games are good for depressed people. [When you’re feelin’ bad]
• True story: Mavis Beacon was not real. [Software mascots]
• So ridiculous, it can’t be made fun of. [Beggaring satire]