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Meta: No Sense of Proportion

You may have noticed some, well, instability in the site’s general look and feel this morning. After spending quite awhile struggling with widget-readiness, we have finally gotten the damn things working.

As is usual around here, it’s not completely perfect. But we’ve managed to add some stuff (that everyone else had about 2 years ago) to the sidebar that we wanted. Specifically, the RSS feed display over on the right hand side, there.

Is it too much? Too cluttered and difficult to read? We’re slightly worried that we may have gone all “widget-happy”. As ever, feel free to report any problems in the comments, or by sending an email to editor{at}sloganeering.org.

| May 16th, 2008 | Posted in Meta | Trackback | No Comments »





Rip It Up

Rip it Up

Rip it Up and Start Again
Postpunk 1978 - 1984
by Simon Reynolds

A lot of kids’ musical tastes are defined by the things that their parents liked. Often, it teaches them what to hate. Growing up in the eighties, my older brother and my father were in a constant battle over what, exactly, good music should sound like. Dad was into Yes, Pink Floyd, Grand Funk Railroad, and, later, anything considered “Adult Contemporary.” My brother, on the other hand, loved Prince, Asia, and as time moved on, hard-core gansta’ rap. It was not a quiet childhood for me, then.

Why am I telling you this? What’s with the mon sequitar? you may ask. Background, my friends, background! In between this clash of musical tastes, I managed to find a furrow in which to dive. Postpunk. Specifically, synthpop. A startling admission that could only make me look bad, I know, but still. It’s true.

So, I’m not really the most impartial person you could find to talk about Simon Reynolds‘ book, Rip It Up And Start Again: Postpunk 1978 — 1984. Sure, I eventually learned to like just about every kind of music ever made, but that’s another story. It doesn’t change the fact that I have a soft spot for postpunk. I was hoping that my bias in this area would practically guarantee that I’d love this book. And I do — kind of.

Here’s the thing: I don’t believe that interviews, biographies, or long, discursive essays by the artists that create music are good for the people who appreciate it. (I thought the Beatles were all right, until I heard the local radio station play one of their fan-club Christmas messages.) Of course, if you want to know more about a band’s output, if you want to understand what everything’s about, then, by all means, pseude away. I just don’t think that any of these behind the scenes peeks enhances the enjoyment of the music.

As with any book that lays out the stories behind acts of artistic creation, some readers (well, okay, just me, then) might be a little disappointed at how shallow and childish a lot of the people involved were. There’s been some terrific music released that, it just so happens, was inspired by some of the most risible political and social theories that you could find. (Take Rush, for example. Or… on second thought, that’s a bad example.) People who sound articulate — or at least, pleasingly vague and abstruse — on record and in song, can seem just plain silly when you read their words in print.

Take this description of John Lydon’s plans for his post-Sex Pistols band, Public Image Ltd:

“The idea of ‘Ltd’ soon escalated to take on its business meaning [...] PiL, proclaimed Lydon, was not a band in the traditional sense, but a communications company for which making records was just one front of activity. Enthused, Lydon and Levene talked about diversifying into movie soundtracks, graphics, making ‘video albums,’ even designing music technology.” (Pg. 21)

Oh yes, pull the other one. It’s not unthinkable that a band could also be a corporation — look at the Rolling Stones, or any other long-lived mega-group — but the idea of a band that’s actually going to do it all themselves? Drug addicts make very unreliable executives, when there’s no established bureaucracy to handle day to day implementation issues.

Actually, the particulars of the various featured bands’ drug use was sort of lulling, in a way. While some groups fancied themselves pioneers and trailblazers, their continuous reliance on getting fucked up before writing or recording puts them on the same linear path that all serious musicians occupy. It’s a golden thread that links the bands of the here and now, with the moment when Thomas Edison — after snorting a rail of snuff that was roughly the size and shape of a boot-lace — shouted, “All right, let’s fucking do this, man!” and then proceeded to record “Mary Had a Little Lamb” on a piece of foil, for the first time. (The groups that stand out are the ones, like Human League, who took an anti-drug stance. Good for them, but I think it shows in their music. I’ve never been able to enjoy it without going through a painful, cleansing, detoxification process, first.)

A lot of the groups mentioned might be more familiar to British readers than to a yank, like me. More knowledgeable readers may already know their stories pretty well and, thus, may find themselves skipping around a bit. Reynolds himself does a bit of that, as well. Chapters tend to either focus on a pair of big-name bands; a particular musical movement, encompassing lots of bands; a specific region where the bands may or may not have been similar; or any combination of those things. The focus runs all the way up to 1984, dips back to ‘78 (or earlier, in some cases), then runs up again. This was probably the fairest way to organize things, but it does tend to make the context a bit more difficult to grasp — unless you’ve got a pretty great memory.

The greatest lesson to be learned from Rip It Up is probably this: Postpunk might possibly be too broad a term. Yes, technically, it’s all about the music that came about in the years after punk imploded. But nothing that hits the mass-market ever really dies, it seems, and punk was no exception. It got small, it went underground for a while, but they sold it back to us again, during the nineties. And they’ll try it again, before many of the people who are reading these words will be dead. The postpunk bands that came after 1977 prove that punk’s influence never stopped — it merely became something else to react to, to rebel against. The creative confusion that arose, as depicted by Reynolds, was simply a question of locating punk’s antipode and planting a flag based on your best guess. In this metaphor, if “ska” were a country, “rock” were a continent, then “postpunk” would be the entire Southern Hemisphere.

I’m just not knowledgeable enough to think of any important late-seventies/early-eighties bands that Reynolds might not have covered. Everybody seems to at least get a mention, and most get whole chapters; Rip it Up certainly feels authoritative. There’s also, probably, no better book to read if you want to get the big-picture of the aftermath of punk. Again, my reading on this subject has not been wide, although I’ve run across a couple of works that featured only a single band, like Depeche Mode, the Smiths, or R.E.M. The wider scope is helpful.

The problems with the book are not problems the writer could do much about. You’re either interested in the subject, or not; you’re either willing to read the whole thing, or you just want to skip to the bit about the bands you like. (In that case, you’ll want to check the books rather servicable index.) Reynolds doesn’t call attention to himself in his writing; it has no distinguishing scars or characterisitcs — beyond its utter clarity, which ain’t easy to achieve, let me tell ‘ya. Although, it would have been nice to have the chapters broken up into sub-sections, but that’s just my personal taste. I’d have been quite happy to see those three friendly asterisks pop up in some of the longer chapters.

To put it more simply: The problems with the book are the fault of its subject, not its writer. Some of the bands covered had a tendency to be smug, elitist and dull — and, so it goes with the parts of the book covering them. A passage about Spandau Ballet’s flirtation with synthpop and its attendant fascism-of-the-elite (We are your beautiful masters), ends with a whimper. Rather like Spandau, themselves:

“Spandau Ballet’s dalliance with the Eurosynth sound was short-lived, though, and the group quickly reverted to their soul-boy roots, venerating black American music above all else and producing, by way of tribute, a series of stilted funk records.”

It’s reportage, it had to be said, but not that interesting of a story, really. Which is why Reynolds had the smarts to snap off their bit with a single sentence; no fool, that Simon. But dozens of bands end in similar sentences, and it does add up — in the part of the brain that keeps track of mild irritants.

So, at the end of the day, postpunk is either forward-thinking or reactionary, artistic or popular, cold or passionate, witty or primal, stupid or smart, provokative or affirming, all of the above, none, or some combination of this that and the other. Good reading, but by the end, you start to wonder about what you’ve learned. That music tends to be influence by earlier music? That it arises out of context that might be invisible to the end-consumer? Or that authoritative histories of broad musical trends can be entertaining, but sadly lacking in significance?

I know — it’s only Eurosynthdanceposttrancepolipsychic Brit-pop. But, um, I like it?

| May 15th, 2008 | Posted in Books, Music | Trackback | No Comments »





The Summer of Numb

Winter is supposed to be when the world sleeps. Various creatures grow fat, settle in for their long naps, and nature retires under a blanket of white, frozen in the clear, crystalline air. Winter is when I come alive.

For me, summer is the season of torpor, of drowsy inaction. I can’t sleep, or go anywhere, or do anything. Any plans I might have had all wind up dying sticky, heat-related deaths. It’s too hot. I can’t move.

Computers have to be shut down. Extraneous driving must be curtailed. My car’s air conditioner has two settings. MAXIMUM ON and MAXIMUM OFF. With the certainty that we’ll be seeing $5 gas before Christmas (possibly by August, actually) this makes even the shortest trip a costly proposition. The bicycle? In this weather? Really? Listen, a brisk walk to the can and back leaves me damp and exhausted. There’s not much point in riding a bike somewhere, only to arrive dead.

Forget about global warming; even if you don’t believe in it, surely we can agree that it’s just too damn hot. Even if the current temperatures we’re living through are perfectly normal, natural, and nothing to worry about, we should still be devoting our species’ resources to a project to jump-start the next ice-age. Just so we can prove that we can. So we can go skiing in June.

We can have a great, epic, snow-ball fight across the once fertile plains of the Midwest. We can revel in the clean frigidity of the world, in the silence of the birds, in the stark beauty of the new frozen tundra. And the last man standing has the honor of consuming the fallen.

| May 14th, 2008 | Posted in Miscellaneous | Trackback | No Comments »





This Heat

Heat is the enemy. Anyone who’s worked in the automotive, computer science, food service, industries — hell, anyone who’s lived anywhere it gets hot during the Summer — knows this.

We — that is, us –  prefer cold to heat. Of course.

This goes far beyond the tired joke about it being easier to put on more clothes than it is to take off one’s skin, larf. No, we are more influenced by the cheap, twee, pseudo-philosophical differences between hot and cold.

Take for instance their effect on movement and action: When a person is cold, he or she can generate some heat with movement, by taking action. And, if you’re going to take some action, why not make it an action with that contributes to your survival? Heat, on the other hand, requires one to move as little as possible; strenuous activity, which can be a boon to survival when it’s cold, can be deadly during high temperatures.

Coping with heat and cold are disctinctly different activities. Cold can be dealt with more easily — any Prometian idiot can grasp the concept of fire. Fire is warmth. Fire is life. And, the odds are pretty good that you are surrounded by all kinds of fuel, even as you read this. So, you can easily keep warm when it’s cool.

When it’s hot, though? Not as easy, is it. You either need to have access to the materials and knowledge to build an air-refridgeration system, or you have to sweat it out. Fans? What good is hot air, blown in your face. You could seek the refuge of a body of water, we suppose, but you’ve got to be careful. Many above-ground collections of water are too polluted with heavy metals or fertilizer to immerse yourself in, and others are too chlorinated or filled with pee.

The main problem with heat, then, is that it is inescapable. And that’s not good for a person’s psychological well-being. At least, it’s not in our case, what with our broken air-conditioner, and the fact that we are far too poor to pay someone to come out and repair it.

Damn this heat.

| May 14th, 2008 | Posted in Miscellaneous | Trackback | No Comments »





META: Slight Renovations

So, I actually managed to add a sidebar over on the right hand side, there. I had some ideas for what to do with it but, um… I forgot what they were.

Dammit.

If anyone has suggestions, I’d be happy to hear them. In the meantime, I’ll be cutting out a little early, so no new posts until tomorrow morning.

| May 13th, 2008 | Posted in Meta | Trackback | No Comments »





You’d Look Sweet, Upon the Seat…

of a gas-saving bicycle:

Four-dollar-a-gallon gas is good for business — if you run a bike shop. Commuters around the country are dusting off their old two-wheelers — or buying new ones — to cope with rising fuel prices, bicycle dealers say.

This is great news for anyone in the market for a 2nd hand bike. Why? Bikes are the New Year’s resolutions of consumer-products. An indication of this is in the article — thought that’s probably not what they meant to say: “There’s almost nowhere for the numbers to go but up: The group says less than one-half of 1 percent of Americans ride a bike to work.”

And yet, bike stores are still around. Are they merely servicing that 0.5% of bicyclists? Well, possibly. But an important part of their revenue surely comes from those fit/eco-friendly aspirationals who plunk down as much money as they can on some top of the line touring bicycle, and then stop riding it after a few weeks, because they realize it’s hard, and they don’t have the will-power required to work up the stamina.

Which means that, if you keep an eye on the papers or on Craigslist, you’ll start to see these “I’m sick of paying so much for gas” bikes hitting the second-hand market. So, happy bargain-hunting, bikers!

Link via Fark.

| May 12th, 2008 | Posted in Miscellaneous | Trackback | No Comments »





We Really Have No Idea

Whenever I run across advice for commercially-oriented writers, there’s always something in there about “hooking” your readers. Because, frankly, most people who read find it exhausting and have to be perpetually poked and prodded down the page, lest they abandon your work for some less taxing distraction. Keep your reader in mind, and try to taunt them into finishing what you’ve started.

You may have noticed that I don’t do that sort of thing. In fact, as I go on (and on and on), I actually get more difficult to follow. I whip back and forth from idea to tortured metaphor, like a fox trying to break a sentence’s neck.

Other writers — that is, writers who aren’t passive-aggressively trying to alienate their readers — may not want to follow my example. Instead, they’re looking for tips, tricks, and cheats, that will enable them to capture the audience’s attention. Well, you’re in luck! I don’t know any of those!

| May 9th, 2008 | Posted in Miscellaneous | Trackback | No Comments »





Practice Practicing Practice

I’ve managed to do a few things, in my life-time. I’ve written a 50,000 word novel, a full-length screenplay, recorded a full album’s worth of music — and yet, I’m not a novelist, nor a screenwriter, nor even a musician. And why?

The answer is coming, please bear with me. A clue might be the fact that I haven’t told you these things about myself in some kind of effort to toot my own horn. The novel? Think Bulwer-Lytton. The screenplay? Think Basic Instinct 2. The album? No comparably bad example exists in this universe.

And that’s why I don’t do these things professionally. In order to improve a skill, one must practice. Practice takes determination. And, whenever I complete a task, in the moment that comes afterward, the inevitable self-assessment and reflection, I discover that all my effort and thoughtfulness has produced utter garbage, too poisonous even for composting. And that drains the determination right out of me.

I’ve said before that artists must have an incredibly high tolerance for crap, that they can’t let it get them down. Well, I don’t have that tolerance. Because when I look at the trash I’ve produced, it’s not informative. All I see is what’s wrong, all I know is that it felt right at the time, and I can’t make the connection between these two facts work out. How does something go from “Okay, this will work,” to “This is the worst thing ever produced,” in the space of one night’s sleep?

The answer is to practice. Over and over again. To build a mountain of offal in the hopes that, somehow, it will teach you right from wrong. But after failing so badly, so utterly — I lack the will to try again.

That’s what makes a great artist; what destroys my resolve is what fuels their ambition. To be able to look at their own shit and say, dammit, I’m going to try again. Oh, and talent, that helps.

If I wanted to fix this problem, I know what I’d do: I’d pick one thing and try to do it a million times. I would avoid the distractions that new opportunities represent, with their promises of potential, instant virtuosity — hey, you never know until you try, right?

Except, there’s still that nagging doubt: writers are anointed by God, not created through education and practice. But talent must sometimes be nurtured in order for it to blossom. Thus, the question: am I nourishing some latent, buried aptitude? Or am I just shoveling shit?

Oh, I know the answer, for myself at least. And, if you’ve read this far, you know exactly what that answer is.

| May 9th, 2008 | Posted in Art | Trackback | No Comments »





You Know Would be Cool?

Being able to embed a video in Wordpress.

What’s that? Easytube, you say? Another dozen similar plugins, you say?

Nope.

They don’t work for some reason. Either Wordpress changes all the ampersands in the video URL’s to “&” (which doesn’t work), or the plugins just truncate the URL so it shows up as http://www.youtube.com/v". Which doesn’t work.

Yeah, I followed the instructions. About 25 different sets of instructions for different for 20 different plugins. It doesn’t work.

Custom template? Doesn’t work in Kubrick either.

[youtube:http://www.youtube.com/v/_tZO94Mhfzk&hl]

See?

Doesn’t. Fucking. Work.

Have a nice day.

| May 9th, 2008 | Posted in Miscellaneous | Trackback | No Comments »





Las Vegas to World: Shut Off Your Brain!

It’s been interesting to observe the changes in advertising wrought by our non-recession. With Americans saving their pennies (then turning around and spending them on gas), it’s going to be more difficult than ever for advertisers to convince tight-fisted consumers to part with their hard-earned dough. Wait — check that: It’s going to be harder than ever for advertisers to convince their clients that they’re convincing Americans to part with their hard-earned dough. Hmm.

Ignoring local radio spots (which can be produced with alarming speed), the first reference to the economic slow-down we caught in an ad was from the folks at Hyundai. Their pitch was, essentially, that since times are getting tough, now might be the best time ever to buy a car — or something along those lines. We weren’t particularly concerned with this tactic; an admission of the economic problems, followed by a claim that purchasing a Hyundai is a good strategy for dealing with them.

On the other hand, we’ve just seen a commercial that really pisses us off. It’s a 30 second shill for the city of Las Vegas. Their come-on? “Don’t think — just go!”

That’s right: Don’t think to hard about it, just get your ass to Vegas. Because in dangerous economic times, what better place is there to go than a town where you’re never more than fifty feet from a machine designed to take your money, and give nothing in return. (Actually, the odds on a slot machine are slightly better than the odds on the vending machines in the break-room at my office.)

That’s the point, of course; chucking it all and heading for Las Vegas is, quite possibly, the worst, damn-stupidest thing anyone trapped in a sinking economy could possibly do. (Unless you plan on checking out in a body bag.) And, rather than dealing with the fact that the last thing most Americans feel like doing right now is spending money to come to the place most effectively designed to take away more of it, Vegas is trying to bamboozle us into doing just that.

If you happen to be a casino, let us just say that we’re very sorry. But just because you happen to be stuck with a glitzy pleasure-palace that costs millions of dollars a day to operate, doesn’t mean that the rest of us have an obligation to put our paychecks on the line for your benefit.

Remember our slight obsession with the Dyson Vacuum tag line? We firmly believe in the power of de-contextualized slogans. And, in the case of this new ad tactic coming from Las Vegas, we can think of only one defense — the slug from the Tylenol commercials. Tylenol just wanted you to choose their particular brand of analgesic based on its low potential for harmful drug interactions, but we see their tag line as a clarion call for our age (apologies to Malcolm Gladwell about this): Stop. Think.

Seriously. Stop. Think.

Oh, and fuck Las Vegas.

| May 8th, 2008 | Posted in Miscellaneous | Trackback | No Comments »





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