I used to enjoy listening to the radio. Now, I can’t stand it. It’s not that the music is bad. If it was merely low quality that bothered me, I’d be the first to admit it in an attempt to glorify myself as having excellent taste. Unfortunately for my reputation as a finicky connoisseur, I actually quite like bad music (especially bad music for bad people).

What I don’t like is to be fooled. You know how it works: when a song comes on and you think it’s a song you really like at first, only it turns out that it’s some a different song with a similar beginning. Yeah, I’m talking about that song.

So, since it’s Halloween (or not, depending on when you read this), what better way to celebrate than by listening to the great song that that other, terrible song, sounds like. Because, every time I hear that terrible song, it makes me want to listen to the good song.