B.C. Silvia is a failed writer, and created this website from the ground up in order to further his career. If anybody's out there reading this, he wants you to know: He has no standards. If you want to pay someone to write something (screenplays, essays, magazine fillers, biographies of obscure Soviet dissidents -- anything), then he's your man. ( He also wrote an essay for Corporate Motherfucker)

Scott prefers to remain anonymous, mostly because he doesn't want his boss to know what kind of sites he visits from work. While he knows way more about html, php, asp, and any other abbreviated arcana you could name than Rasputin, he (quite rightly) has limits on the amount of unpaid work he's willing to do.

Sean McCollum is an aspiring writer who watches way too many movies and has too much time on his hands. Though he would like to write for television (are you listening, Conan O'Brien?) or movies, he is realistic about his chances. Sean is hard at work on the great american novel involving monkeys, lasers, kung-fu, evil geniuses, 80's hair bands, video games, and the kid from Mr. Belvedere. Prospective publishers may submit thier bids now.

Like all great southern writers, Alexander Webb is a foppish alcoholic. A magna cum laude graduate of the School of Unemployable Degrees, Webb is now a freelance curmudgeon and unpaid adventurer. Other projects include a screenplay currently in production, a website he can’t list on resumes (cash4cadavers.com), and an unfinished book of essays. Alexander, like everyone else involved in this website, is desperately vying for a paying gig.

Michael Morrissey is an American citizen, a longtime resident of Germany, and teaches English at the University of Kassel.